Belgium Accuses Sweden of Serious Crimes

By: Cameron Armstrong

The Security Council is at it again! As the crisis gained momentum, accusations flew between ambassadors. Belgium and the Russian Federation bombarded Sweden with crisis-related accusations. Upon receiving the news, Sweden frantically tried to keep everyone calm and convince fellow nations of its innocence.

“I don’t have any motive to — — — *, and I definitely don’t have the means to pull something off of this magnitude,” Sweden claimed.

Some Security Council members are looking to change the topic by continuing with the plan to overthrow the Big 5. It is no surprise then that Sweden is part of the sponsorship team, trying to remove the target from its own back. Belgium continues to be a surprise superstar in the Security Council by playing both sides. Will Sweden continue to be accused? Will Belgium continue as a double agent? Can the Big 5 really be defeated? All we truly know is that this is one of the wildest Security Councils ever seen at a Y conference, and KUNA 1 2019 is one for the record books!

*Details have been redacted by the United Nations for international security purposes.